If They Mated...

One of my kids told me today that I look like a combination of Ritchie Cunningham from "Happy Days" and Jennifer Garner. If you know me, i.e. one or two people out there, it's even funnier than it sounds. Fuck. I'm trying to get my techie roommate to work out some kind of photoshop technology that would show the result of that mating, like on Conan O'Brien. What makes it precious, though, is that the girl who said it really wasn't trying to point out that I'm like Opie (a.k.a. Superwhitey). She was absolutely serious, and complimentary. She followed it with, "You know, he's a big director these days," as if that would make me feel better.